Obviously the ideal non-tragic situation is that neither dies ever, of course. ^_^ That's how it totally should be.
But, oh gosh, yes. They would be FRANKLIN & BASH forever. On granite. And underneath their names would probably be one of those ridiculous phrases that TNT uses in their ads, like... 'Ripping the law a new one... in heaven.' with little lawyer angles and girls in bikinis carved on the stones. Because that's how Jared would have wanted it.
...now I kinda really want an episode where Peter dreams that it's like, 60 years in the future and that Jared dies and he has to plan the funeral and everything, and then he wakes up, and Jared's there, and it's all okay and Peter's like 'It was horrible, man! I had to pick out a gravestone for you!' and Jared's like 'I dunno... that gravestone sounds pretty awesome. We're going to have to look into that.' and that makes Peter feel better because now he and Jared can pick out their stones together. And Carmen and Pindar are listening to this and both agree that it's kinda creepy, but Peter and Jared don't care what they think.
...maybe Peter dreams that whole marriage/divorce/life/death thing. Because he's having issues with Jared and Bear being a thing.
This season will never live up to our ridiculous expectations for it.
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Date: 2012-04-07 05:54 am (UTC)But, oh gosh, yes. They would be FRANKLIN & BASH forever. On granite. And underneath their names would probably be one of those ridiculous phrases that TNT uses in their ads, like... 'Ripping the law a new one... in heaven.' with little lawyer angles and girls in bikinis carved on the stones. Because that's how Jared would have wanted it.
...now I kinda really want an episode where Peter dreams that it's like, 60 years in the future and that Jared dies and he has to plan the funeral and everything, and then he wakes up, and Jared's there, and it's all okay and Peter's like 'It was horrible, man! I had to pick out a gravestone for you!' and Jared's like 'I dunno... that gravestone sounds pretty awesome. We're going to have to look into that.' and that makes Peter feel better because now he and Jared can pick out their stones together. And Carmen and Pindar are listening to this and both agree that it's kinda creepy, but Peter and Jared don't care what they think.
...maybe Peter dreams that whole marriage/divorce/life/death thing. Because he's having issues with Jared and Bear being a thing.
This season will never live up to our ridiculous expectations for it.