OH GOD THEY WENT TO PRISON AND DIDN'T HAVE A FUN TIME. ALL THE FIC. ALL THE FIC NOW.
Other things happened. I love them. Damien and Stanton were lovely, Wendy was amazing, I love that she still exists, when Jared's happy with Ellen Peter will be happy with her and my heart will be dead but they'll be happy in a fashion and that's so weird. I kind of liked the case. I will write much better words when I am home tomorrow and can watch it again properly without it dying every five minutes but they wore orange and I love the bronco, and they're so in love and did they mention height kink at the end there? I couldn't really catch it.
did they mention height kink at the end there? I couldn't really catch it. They totally did, I almost died!
OMG, Vincent Ventresca!!! I had such a crush on him when he was on The Invisible Man, and it baffles me so much that they keep casting him as a bad guy now, maybe is because he's very good at being threatening... I wonder if his officer will be a recurring character this season, like maybe F&B are gonna defeat him for good on the finale?
I feel terrible because I kinda remember Wendy but I had no idea what season was she in...anyway, she was wonderful and Jared was kinda jealous (I'm telling you, that's this season's theme)
Jared casually not-looking at the officer on court was adorable. And Anita being so excited Peter and Jared were on jail she got to lead on court, and the relaxing with the lobsters (Peter's lobster was on extasis or something, the other two were barely moving, how's that possible?), she should do more relaxing with the guys...
I was so excited to see VV! I Man was like one of my first forays into fandom. I don't know why he hasn't landed another main role in something. They'd be foolish to not have him come back.
Jared being jealous has to be a theme this season. (and here I thought the theme would be Jared dying... I guess jealousy is kind of close) I mean, the whole 'is she going to be around' thing... so jealous.
Peter being tased on the butt was the best thing. And Jared being super concerned about him because that was kind of not really how the plan went. Aww.
I don't know why he hasn't landed another main role in something
Me either, the world is stupid. And just like Marwi I hate that he only gets to play slimy baddies when he's so good at being lovely. I really miss I-Man.
Jared's concern over the tasing was BEAUTIFUL, like panicked but prepared to be enjoying it as soon as he was sure Peter was okay.
I'm a bit miffed that Jared dying doesn't YET seem to be the theme of this season. But they have time yet.
We should start a petition to get VV better roles. Or reboot IMan... like what's Darien Fawkes up to now.
I bet Jared made a lot of butt jokes once he was sure Peter was okay. And Peter probably really enjoyed that.
I keep hoping... like maybe all the stress of this season and his jealousy will take it's toll. Jared looks so sad sometimes, him dying could still totally be in the cards, yes.
And just like Marwi I hate that he only gets to play slimy baddies when he's so good at being lovely. I really miss I-Man.
Dude, now you gave me crossover feels! Darien would love Peter and Jared, like 'are you sure you're not con-artists?'
But what if those promo photos are Peter standing next to Jared's ghost? Season finale, VV is so pissed he shoots at Peter but Jared gets in the way to save him and he dies...I need a bear hug
Ah! Peter and Jared would be ridiculously happy if they got Darien as a client. Like he could hire them because they have a reputation for randomness, so he feels like they'll believe him. And as soon as they come in he explains that he can go invisible and he has this magic snake tattoo, and he really needs to get out of prison quickly. And they're all 'hmmm, our client is crazy', so he has to make his fingers go invisible to prove it to them. And then Peter immediately faints, and Jared is immediately hero worshipping him because he thinks it's magic. And then they have to defend him without pointing out that he can go invisible because he won't let them say, and they're whole case is them saying sarcastic things like 'you think he just walked out of there? What is he, the invisible man???'
(I don't know why he isn't just escaping prison invisibly, but there will be some sort of hand-wavy reason.)
(I don't know why he isn't just escaping prison invisibly, but there will be some sort of hand-wavy reason.) No, no, he doesn't have the antidote so he doesn't want to risk it by using the invisibility.
YES AT THE HERO WORSHIPPING!!! And then Jared's like 'where do I sign up for that gland?' And Darien just looks at him sad 'No, man, you don't want to joke about that'
OH GOD THEY WENT TO PRISON AND DIDN'T HAVE A FUN TIME. ALL THE FIC. ALL THE FIC NOW.
All the angsty fic. All the angsty fic about being beat up and threatened and maybe one taking it for the other and maybe not telling the other one about how bad it was...
Jared totally brought up that a height difference was sometimes a good thing... like hey, Peter, remember that we have an amazing relationships with a height difference.
Or maybe Jared was like 'oh height difference can be fun', thinking of Hanna and various other tall ladies, but it makes Peter start thinking about it, about Jared, about how much fun they might be, and then he's all short-circuited because he knows it's not what Jared meant, only it's exactly what Jared meant.
Yes, like Jared could always be like '...cause I've been with some tall ladies, Peter.' if Peter were to call him on it, because, yeah, he knows how fun height differences are from those experiences too. But he still totally meant him and Peter. :)
The body swap thing, YES!! If Peter trade places, he'd be Jared, and Jared wants Peter to be inside of him, we called it years ago ;) I feel like in the beach scene they intentionally hid Breckin's toes so we didn't see the nail polish, so unfair...
I really want a double date with Peter/Wendy and Jared/Swatello
And then Wendy and Swatello can be interested in each other and snark about the boys and discuss kinky handcuff sex and Swatello can ask if she can borrow Wendy's tazer. And then maybe there could a foursome.
I was away on business and couldn't watch the ep for two days after it aired and I felt like I was dying.
And then I watched the ep and it was so awesome.
I wonder if they didn't think that we thought that Damien was enough of a dick last season... like we felt too sorry for him and his mental breakdown, so they upped his dickishness? I still feel bad for him though... he's just so angry and uptight, like everything's against him.
I loved Peter and his apparent beauty regimen that Jared doesn't subscribe to. Also that Peter wears contacts (maybe? could have just been an empty threat by the jailed criminals).
Jail was amazing. Jared looked extra small. And then they had to go to court in their orange jumpsuits. SO amazing.
Peter getting glasses at school, you know, before he was taller than Jared and Jared looking out for him when the other kids start calling him names and stealing his glasses.
Chubby!Peter with huge nerd glasses that Coleen insisted were very becoming on him, that they really bought be cause they were cheaper, oh man. Jared getting into fights to get Peter's glasses back and make sure they didn't get broken because he knew that Peter probably couldn't afford another pair. Jared telling Peter that his glasses made him look like Clark Kent, because I'm sure they were into super heroes (like heads together reading the same comic book), and Peter would be like 'pfft' and Jared would whisper in his ear 'that means you're Superman too'.
I kind of feel like Damien makes sense just bouncing between dickishness and falling apart, he just has no stable place to land because he wants to be this brilliant competent lawyer but he sort of isn't, and he let Hanna get away from him, which is RIDICULOUS and enough to ruin anyone's life. So he's just a mess.
I love Peter's manscaping habits. LKSHDFOIEWs. I love everything. And yes, I so hope Peter wears contacts and we just didn't know. I have feelings I can't explain.
All the nervous looking behind them in prison asldf wepwoihyosf mmmmmmmmph. So good. I would have given anything for one of them having even just small bruising apparent. But I'm happy enough believing it's all there under the jumpsuits.
Yes. I like the idea of complete mess Damien. He just tries so hard to be the thing he thinks he's supposed to be. Like I'm sure he thought he was supposed to be something with Hanna and it was never the right thing and I'm sure she didn't want to deal with that and it's all so sad, yes.
I am so positive that there was bruising under those jumpsuits. Like I'm sure slimy cop VV warned his buddies like 'don't mess up their pretty faces' so there was just midsection pummeling. And Peter and Jared don't want to say anything about it, because that's trouble, so they just had to go home and ice each other. ...I have such feelings about this.
I like that we can sort of make sense of Damien even though it's obviously just different writers not really knowing if he's meant to be super capable and horrible, or super rubbish and horrible.
So much bruising. And bitemarks on Peter's shoulder that Jared sees when he's dabbing him with tcp that night, and he sort of catches his breath, but then doesn't ask because Peter doesn't want to talk about it and they're both just sort of shocked and shaken, because they're always been able to just slide through things before but now they've got a horrible cop happening to them and it's all getting a bit dreadful. In my head already his campaign of hating them and scaring them lasted so much longer than it did in the episode. We haven't had a proper actual baddy for fic for so so long. It's sad that it has to be Darien, but so be it.
I like that either way Damien is a bit horrible. lol. Poor Damien.
Yeah, like weeks of torment and maybe a few stints in jail or, like, their stay in jail was longer... like days. And maybe they were separated for a while, maybe just a few hours, but still. And when they finally get back together they don't leave each other's side even when they get home. And, yeah, Peter has bite marks that he's resolutely ignoring, even when Jared cleans them and puts a bandage over them and maybe after they're all cleaned up and sitting on the couch together Jared will maybe try to bring it up but Peter just shakes his head and drapes his arm around Jared and pulls him close, careful not to jostle Jared's probably cracked ribs, and rests his head on top on Jared's.
It's so nice that the baddy is a cop, because it can always lead to more jail time, which is always good. (so sad it's Darien though... we can always come up with reason for why Darien's being terrible. perhaps he's undercover.)
I LOVE THAT DAMIEN HAS OLDER BROTHERS. Or brother at least. That makes him adorable and I sort of slash him with them even though we may never see them.
Peter called Leonard a rich dick and I just like it when he's casually rude about Leonard because Leonard *is* a dick.
I love that they remembered about Wendy and made up a reason for her disappearing. Especially because that reason was basically Peter deciding to stay home with Jared instead of going for a weekend away with her. I love that they didn't tell us she was coming back so I didn't have to spend weeks worrying about it.
This bit doesn't make sense unless you've seen NYPD blue and you accept a bit of a blur between actors playing different roles: Because I love MPG in NYPD blue where he is a cop, I just found it MADNESS that he was going to let Wendy tell on a fellow cop. I could totally see the ghost of Andy standing behind him judging him, and Andy judges him for everything anyway because he's a filthy lawyer, OH GOD I LOVE THEM. But yes. She'd have been ruined forever and had to work with the sad bitter people in IA for the rest of her career and had her locker filled with rats for basically her whole career. Unless maybe things are easier than that in california. I like that she wanted to do that, though, and is going to try to do it, but even though it might seem a bit wanky I really like that Peter didn't let her, because it's a ridiculous plan.
Jared telling Peter that height difference is GOOD makes me HAPPY ALL OVER. I PHYSICALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THEM.
I really liked their client.
I don't know if I understood this, but I think Damien said to Stanton something about having 'a crack staff over at deep space nine'. If I totally misheard then fair enough. But this literally only makes sense to me if Pindar is secretly living with Damien now and is doing a star trek rewatch and Damien has noticed that his uncle is a bit ferengi-ey, and they now spend their evenings trying to decide which race everyone would look best as.
I love that Anita knows how to relax. They sort of looked at her and were sad that she wasn't Carmen. I love how Jared's lobster was just a bystander. I love how happy Anita was that they were in prison. Her happiness doesn't even come close to mine, though. I love the idea that Peter might wear contacts. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT PRISON.
When Stanton said he had 'an epic game of hearts' with Gregory Peck, I'm choosing to believe he means a long complicated love affair with much angsting and h/c and heartbreak.
I love that Damien has older brother(s). I love that he's the baby of the family. That explains some stuff, I think. I think we definitely need to meet his sib(s). I'm sure they'd be totally slashable. Like you know there's some kind of odd-ish family stuff going on there.
<3s for Wendy kind of quietly understanding that Peter would have cancelled because of Jared, like not enough to keep dating him, but enough just to quietly move on because, yeah, this was totally going to happen more than once.
Their client was so adorable. And I felt so bad for him, he didn't understand anything. He just needed to be petted softly and told not to say anything.
Damien definitely mentioned DS9. I was like omg, secret nerd Damien! (and then he mentioned a vacuum tube, which is kinda science fiction-y too) And it's kind of like oh, this is what you actually are, isn't it, Damien, your're a nerd and kinda dorky and think you shouldn't be and so your life is full of angst. Which is totally why Pindar is living with him, yes! And it's the only place where Damien can get back to being what he really is. Him and Pindar are just so perfect.
When Stanton said he had 'an epic game of hearts' with Gregory Peck, I'm choosing to believe he means a long complicated love affair with much angsting and h/c and heartbreak.
This is so my head canon now. That's just perfect. Where they had a torrid love affair in, like, the 60's when Stanton (if we assume he's similarly aged to MM) was in his 20's and Peck was in his 40's, so he was totally the hot older guy who could show young Stanton a thing or two.
I love that Damien has older brother(s). I love that he's the baby of the family. That explains some stuff, I think. I think we definitely need to meet his sib(s). I'm sure they'd be totally slashable. Like you know there's some kind of odd-ish family stuff going on there.
Didn't Peter sleep with Infeld's niece on S1? Was she Damien's sister or cousin, I can't remember...I should rewatch S1 and 2, my memories are a blur
Lily was Damien's cousin. And her mum was Stanton's sister too, so I like to think he comes from a massive family of sisters, like six at least.
And I bet all of Damien's brothers are just casually way way better than him at everything, and taller. And he never introduced Hanna to them in case she realised she was going out with the wrong one.
Yeah, Lily in The Bangover. I don't think she was Damien's sister because that seems like Damien would have been way more threatening towards Peter about the sex, but I'm not positive. (I totally had to look that up, so we'll both have to rewatch eps to keep everything straight)
She's definitely his cousin. But yes, everyone needs to watch the episodes more, even The Bangover which is a terrible episode because it has Lily in it. But on the other hand it has Jared wanting to have platonic sex with Carmen, which is still one of my favourite things ever. And he wears a hoodie. And Pindar has to go into court. And Carmen is great. And now I miss them loads.
he was totally the hot older guy who could show young Stanton a thing or two
Oh yes, perfect. <33333333
(In my head throughout this season Infeld is still half living with his boss from the garage who sort of thinks he's helping him out by letting him stay and make breakfast and tidy around for him because he doesn't know he's a massive lawyer person, he just thinks he's rubbish at holding down a job.)
He just needed to be petted softly
Jared totally looked at their client like he was petting him. He sort of petted him with his beautiful gentle face.
(that would be so wonderful if he was still sort of living with his garage boss, like he's kind of just a english hobo trying to do his best, that would be really great)
Jared was trying so hard with the client. He just looked at him like 'oh you poor thing we'll go slowly for you'... which was very sweet of him.
Okay, this totally made up for last week's non-episode. I absolutely LOVE that they brought Officer Wendy back because, let's face it, she is the *only* woman that Peter has ever had any chemistry with. And they had continuity again, and an explanation for where she went for 2 seasons. And she might be back. And Jared will be a bit jealous but he totally has Swatello and they should double date because Wendy plus Ellen would equal AMAZING!
Anyway, apart from the excitement of Officer Wendy, they put them in prison, and they had to have their assistant bail them out (no. 436 in a list of 'things we have already written'). I *knew* it wasn't premature to buy Lego Peter and Jared little orange prison jumpsuits! And Jared looked a bit tiny and scared so if anyone wants to write more fic where they're in prison and not having a fun time, that'd be awesome.
I enjoyed the case this week too, although I really don't care if the cases are crappy if they're going to let Peter get tazed in the ass and let Jared make height kink references. Also, Peter being in Jared is a total reference to body swap fic, which we HAVEN'T written. Someone should get on that too... ;o)
I actually have a bodyswap square on my kink bingo, and I have the whole beginning of it written, I just never gave it a middle or an end. I will totally have to get round to that.
Will I ever get over my obsession with Breckin's TINY LITTLE TINY BODY
No. No is the answer. THAT CHAIR IS LIKE 6 INCHES OFF THE SAND AND HE CAN STILL KEEP HIS LEGS STRAIGHT UP??? IM SO BAFFLED HOW ARE YOU A HUMAN
"How did you get inside me?" same
That policeman is so hot for them I'M so hot for them god damn
Their Infeld impression is AMAZING
HEY, YOU GOT A WARRANT what BABES
IS THIS WHEN THEY GO TO JAIL IM SO EXCITED I REMEMBER ALL THE PRISON FIC
LOOK AT THEM IN ORANGE IT MAKES JARED LOOK SO YELLOW AND SAD WHY ISNT PETER CUDDLING HIM TO HIS CHEST LIKE A BIG OVERPROTECTIVE GOOF C R Y
IM LAUGHING SO HARD LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE ORANGE JUMPSUITS
"Oh it was stuck under a bag of diamonds on my faberge eggs" J A R E D
Why are they obsessed with the idea of Peter being this weird womaniser like I want him to be a huge romantic sap who gets all nervous about what one night stands MEAN for their RELATIONSHIP basically Wendy deserves better she's GORGEOUS
I love that Jared is SUCH A TOTAL GEEK MAKE THE CHEWY NOISE AGAIN
TAZE HIM AGAIN GOD DAMN PLEASE I AM SO INTERESTED IN THE AMOUNT OF PAIN PLAY RIGHT NOW WOW
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Date: 2014-09-04 11:12 pm (UTC)Other things happened. I love them. Damien and Stanton were lovely, Wendy was amazing, I love that she still exists, when Jared's happy with Ellen Peter will be happy with her and my heart will be dead but they'll be happy in a fashion and that's so weird.
I kind of liked the case. I will write much better words when I am home tomorrow and can watch it again properly without it dying every five minutes but they wore orange and I love the bronco, and they're so in love and did they mention height kink at the end there? I couldn't really catch it.
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Date: 2014-09-05 03:00 am (UTC)They totally did, I almost died!
OMG, Vincent Ventresca!!! I had such a crush on him when he was on The Invisible Man, and it baffles me so much that they keep casting him as a bad guy now, maybe is because he's very good at being threatening...
I wonder if his officer will be a recurring character this season, like maybe F&B are gonna defeat him for good on the finale?
I feel terrible because I kinda remember Wendy but I had no idea what season was she in...anyway, she was wonderful and Jared was kinda jealous (I'm telling you, that's this season's theme)
Jared casually not-looking at the officer on court was adorable. And Anita being so excited
Peter and Jared were on jailshe got to lead on court, and the relaxing with the lobsters (Peter's lobster was on extasis or something, the other two were barely moving, how's that possible?), she should do more relaxing with the guys...Oh...PETER GOT TASED ON THE BUTT
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Date: 2014-09-06 05:42 am (UTC)Jared being jealous has to be a theme this season. (and here I thought the theme would be Jared dying... I guess jealousy is kind of close) I mean, the whole 'is she going to be around' thing... so jealous.
Peter being tased on the butt was the best thing. And Jared being super concerned about him because that was kind of not really how the plan went. Aww.
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Date: 2014-09-06 02:08 pm (UTC)Me either, the world is stupid. And just like Marwi I hate that he only gets to play slimy baddies when he's so good at being lovely. I really miss I-Man.
Jared's concern over the tasing was BEAUTIFUL, like panicked but prepared to be enjoying it as soon as he was sure Peter was okay.
I'm a bit miffed that Jared dying doesn't YET seem to be the theme of this season. But they have time yet.
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Date: 2014-09-06 08:13 pm (UTC)I bet Jared made a lot of butt jokes once he was sure Peter was okay. And Peter probably really enjoyed that.
I keep hoping... like maybe all the stress of this season and his jealousy will take it's toll. Jared looks so sad sometimes, him dying could still totally be in the cards, yes.
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Date: 2014-09-06 09:07 pm (UTC)Dude, now you gave me crossover feels! Darien would love Peter and Jared, like 'are you sure you're not con-artists?'
But what if those promo photos are Peter standing next to Jared's ghost? Season finale, VV is so pissed he shoots at Peter but Jared gets in the way to save him and he dies...I need a bear hug
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Date: 2014-09-06 09:45 pm (UTC)(I don't know why he isn't just escaping prison invisibly, but there will be some sort of hand-wavy reason.)
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Date: 2014-09-06 11:56 pm (UTC)No, no, he doesn't have the antidote so he doesn't want to risk it by using the invisibility.
YES AT THE HERO WORSHIPPING!!! And then Jared's like 'where do I sign up for that gland?' And Darien just looks at him sad 'No, man, you don't want to joke about that'
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Date: 2014-09-06 05:31 am (UTC)All the angsty fic. All the angsty fic about being beat up and threatened and maybe one taking it for the other and maybe not telling the other one about how bad it was...
Jared totally brought up that a height difference was sometimes a good thing... like hey, Peter, remember that we have an amazing relationships with a height difference.
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Date: 2014-09-06 09:39 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-09-05 04:44 pm (UTC)I loved that Peter wanted to be Jared and Jared assumed it would be a body swap. Also -
"[...}Cause you'd be inside me."
"No I'd be inside, wait, how'd I get inside you?"
"Cause you asked to be inside me and I said okay."
THEY PUT THEM IN ORANGE JUMPSUITS.
I loved that they mentioned height kink.
I really want a double date with Peter/Wendy and Jared/Swatello
Our show loves us so very much I can hardly believe it.
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Date: 2014-09-05 05:22 pm (UTC)I feel like in the beach scene they intentionally hid Breckin's toes so we didn't see the nail polish, so unfair...
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Date: 2014-09-05 06:27 pm (UTC)I'm having lovely body swap thinky thoughts right now...
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Date: 2014-09-06 03:41 am (UTC)And then Wendy and Swatello can be interested in each other and snark about the boys and discuss kinky handcuff sex and Swatello can ask if she can borrow Wendy's tazer. And then maybe there could a foursome.
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Date: 2014-09-06 07:19 am (UTC)If only the last time I tried to write Wendy, she hadn't sounded like Jared, I'd be all over that...
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Date: 2014-09-07 02:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-07 02:05 pm (UTC)YOU: Here's some fic I wrote.
ME: It's awesome... You do know that Wendy is basically Jared with boobs, right?
YOU: Bugger...
;o)
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Date: 2014-09-06 05:49 am (UTC)And then I watched the ep and it was so awesome.
I wonder if they didn't think that we thought that Damien was enough of a dick last season... like we felt too sorry for him and his mental breakdown, so they upped his dickishness? I still feel bad for him though... he's just so angry and uptight, like everything's against him.
I loved Peter and his apparent beauty regimen that Jared doesn't subscribe to. Also that Peter wears contacts (maybe? could have just been an empty threat by the jailed criminals).
Jail was amazing. Jared looked extra small. And then they had to go to court in their orange jumpsuits. SO amazing.
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Date: 2014-09-06 07:31 am (UTC)Peter getting glasses at school, you know, before he was taller than Jared and Jared looking out for him when the other kids start calling him names and stealing his glasses.
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Date: 2014-09-06 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-09-06 02:04 pm (UTC)I love Peter's manscaping habits. LKSHDFOIEWs. I love everything. And yes, I so hope Peter wears contacts and we just didn't know. I have feelings I can't explain.
All the nervous looking behind them in prison asldf wepwoihyosf mmmmmmmmph. So good. I would have given anything for one of them having even just small bruising apparent. But I'm happy enough believing it's all there under the jumpsuits.
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Date: 2014-09-06 08:26 pm (UTC)I am so positive that there was bruising under those jumpsuits. Like I'm sure slimy cop VV warned his buddies like 'don't mess up their pretty faces' so there was just midsection pummeling. And Peter and Jared don't want to say anything about it, because that's trouble, so they just had to go home and ice each other. ...I have such feelings about this.
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Date: 2014-09-06 09:36 pm (UTC)So much bruising. And bitemarks on Peter's shoulder that Jared sees when he's dabbing him with tcp that night, and he sort of catches his breath, but then doesn't ask because Peter doesn't want to talk about it and they're both just sort of shocked and shaken, because they're always been able to just slide through things before but now they've got a horrible cop happening to them and it's all getting a bit dreadful. In my head already his campaign of hating them and scaring them lasted so much longer than it did in the episode. We haven't had a proper actual baddy for fic for so so long. It's sad that it has to be Darien, but so be it.
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Date: 2014-09-07 02:41 am (UTC)Yeah, like weeks of torment and maybe a few stints in jail or, like, their stay in jail was longer... like days. And maybe they were separated for a while, maybe just a few hours, but still. And when they finally get back together they don't leave each other's side even when they get home. And, yeah, Peter has bite marks that he's resolutely ignoring, even when Jared cleans them and puts a bandage over them and maybe after they're all cleaned up and sitting on the couch together Jared will maybe try to bring it up but Peter just shakes his head and drapes his arm around Jared and pulls him close, careful not to jostle Jared's probably cracked ribs, and rests his head on top on Jared's.
It's so nice that the baddy is a cop, because it can always lead to more jail time, which is always good. (so sad it's Darien though... we can always come up with reason for why Darien's being terrible. perhaps he's undercover.)
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Date: 2014-09-06 01:54 pm (UTC)I LOVE THAT DAMIEN HAS OLDER BROTHERS. Or brother at least. That makes him adorable and I sort of slash him with them even though we may never see them.
Peter called Leonard a rich dick and I just like it when he's casually rude about Leonard because Leonard *is* a dick.
I love that they remembered about Wendy and made up a reason for her disappearing. Especially because that reason was basically Peter deciding to stay home with Jared instead of going for a weekend away with her. I love that they didn't tell us she was coming back so I didn't have to spend weeks worrying about it.
This bit doesn't make sense unless you've seen NYPD blue and you accept a bit of a blur between actors playing different roles: Because I love MPG in NYPD blue where he is a cop, I just found it MADNESS that he was going to let Wendy tell on a fellow cop. I could totally see the ghost of Andy standing behind him judging him, and Andy judges him for everything anyway because he's a filthy lawyer, OH GOD I LOVE THEM. But yes. She'd have been ruined forever and had to work with the sad bitter people in IA for the rest of her career and had her locker filled with rats for basically her whole career. Unless maybe things are easier than that in california. I like that she wanted to do that, though, and is going to try to do it, but even though it might seem a bit wanky I really like that Peter didn't let her, because it's a ridiculous plan.
Jared telling Peter that height difference is GOOD makes me HAPPY ALL OVER. I PHYSICALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THEM.
I really liked their client.
I don't know if I understood this, but I think Damien said to Stanton something about having 'a crack staff over at deep space nine'. If I totally misheard then fair enough. But this literally only makes sense to me if Pindar is secretly living with Damien now and is doing a star trek rewatch and Damien has noticed that his uncle is a bit ferengi-ey, and they now spend their evenings trying to decide which race everyone would look best as.
I love that Anita knows how to relax. They sort of looked at her and were sad that she wasn't Carmen. I love how Jared's lobster was just a bystander. I love how happy Anita was that they were in prison. Her happiness doesn't even come close to mine, though. I love the idea that Peter might wear contacts. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT PRISON.
When Stanton said he had 'an epic game of hearts' with Gregory Peck, I'm choosing to believe he means a long complicated love affair with much angsting and h/c and heartbreak.
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Date: 2014-09-06 08:41 pm (UTC)<3s for Wendy kind of quietly understanding that Peter would have cancelled because of Jared, like not enough to keep dating him, but enough just to quietly move on because, yeah, this was totally going to happen more than once.
Their client was so adorable. And I felt so bad for him, he didn't understand anything. He just needed to be petted softly and told not to say anything.
Damien definitely mentioned DS9. I was like omg, secret nerd Damien! (and then he mentioned a vacuum tube, which is kinda science fiction-y too) And it's kind of like oh, this is what you actually are, isn't it, Damien, your're a nerd and kinda dorky and think you shouldn't be and so your life is full of angst.
Which is totally why Pindar is living with him, yes! And it's the only place where Damien can get back to being what he really is. Him and Pindar are just so perfect.
When Stanton said he had 'an epic game of hearts' with Gregory Peck, I'm choosing to believe he means a long complicated love affair with much angsting and h/c and heartbreak.
This is so my head canon now. That's just perfect. Where they had a torrid love affair in, like, the 60's when Stanton (if we assume he's similarly aged to MM) was in his 20's and Peck was in his 40's, so he was totally the hot older guy who could show young Stanton a thing or two.
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Date: 2014-09-06 08:56 pm (UTC)Didn't Peter sleep with Infeld's niece on S1? Was she Damien's sister or cousin, I can't remember...I should rewatch S1 and 2, my memories are a blur
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Date: 2014-09-06 09:18 pm (UTC)And I bet all of Damien's brothers are just casually way way better than him at everything, and taller. And he never introduced Hanna to them in case she realised she was going out with the wrong one.
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Date: 2014-09-06 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-09-06 09:26 pm (UTC)Oh yes, perfect. <33333333
(In my head throughout this season Infeld is still half living with his boss from the garage who sort of thinks he's helping him out by letting him stay and make breakfast and tidy around for him because he doesn't know he's a massive lawyer person, he just thinks he's rubbish at holding down a job.)
He just needed to be petted softly
Jared totally looked at their client like he was petting him. He sort of petted him with his beautiful gentle face.
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Date: 2014-09-07 02:47 am (UTC)Jared was trying so hard with the client. He just looked at him like 'oh you poor thing we'll go slowly for you'... which was very sweet of him.
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Date: 2014-09-07 02:29 pm (UTC)Anyway, apart from the excitement of Officer Wendy, they put them in prison, and they had to have their assistant bail them out (no. 436 in a list of 'things we have already written'). I *knew* it wasn't premature to buy Lego Peter and Jared little orange prison jumpsuits! And Jared looked a bit tiny and scared so if anyone wants to write more fic where they're in prison and not having a fun time, that'd be awesome.
I enjoyed the case this week too, although I really don't care if the cases are crappy if they're going to let Peter get tazed in the ass and let Jared make height kink references. Also, Peter being in Jared is a total reference to body swap fic, which we HAVEN'T written. Someone should get on that too... ;o)
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Date: 2014-09-07 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-07 03:13 pm (UTC)Or if not, I'd be prepared to settle for just a beginning. I'm not picky... ;o)
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Date: 2014-09-09 08:18 pm (UTC)Will I ever get over my obsession with Breckin's TINY LITTLE TINY BODY
No. No is the answer. THAT CHAIR IS LIKE 6 INCHES OFF THE SAND AND HE CAN STILL KEEP HIS LEGS STRAIGHT UP??? IM SO BAFFLED HOW ARE YOU A HUMAN
"How did you get inside me?" same
That policeman is so hot for them I'M so hot for them god damn
Their Infeld impression is AMAZING
HEY, YOU GOT A WARRANT what BABES
IS THIS WHEN THEY GO TO JAIL IM SO EXCITED I REMEMBER ALL THE PRISON FIC
LOOK AT THEM IN ORANGE IT MAKES JARED LOOK SO YELLOW AND SAD WHY ISNT PETER CUDDLING HIM TO HIS CHEST LIKE A BIG OVERPROTECTIVE GOOF C R Y
IM LAUGHING SO HARD LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE ORANGE JUMPSUITS
"Oh it was stuck under a bag of diamonds on my faberge eggs" J A R E D
Why are they obsessed with the idea of Peter being this weird womaniser like I want him to be a huge romantic sap who gets all nervous about what one night stands MEAN for their RELATIONSHIP basically Wendy deserves better she's GORGEOUS
I love that Jared is SUCH A TOTAL GEEK MAKE THE CHEWY NOISE AGAIN
TAZE HIM AGAIN GOD DAMN PLEASE I AM SO INTERESTED IN THE AMOUNT OF PAIN PLAY RIGHT NOW WOW
HABLURGB I missed this show god damn
I have nothing else to even say.